If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs...

Faithful readers of Mandy's blog know that we found an adorable puppy last week. We knew immediately that he was something special and settled on the name Luka-Bashi.

As the father of all Turkmen, Bashi made us proud. He chewed on things, ran around the office chasing after our slippers, and peed on possibly every square inch of our floor. We all helped out to make his stay in the AH as comfortable as possible.

For my part, I introduced the intrepid leader to one of the greatest works of poetry ever- Rudyard Kipling's If. Here you can see me imparting Kipling's meaningful philosophical insight onto my captivated audience.

And I firmly believe that one day, he will be a man.