Meknes Rocker

I know it's been a while since I posted, but I'm alive and well and pursuing my lifelong dream to be a rockstar. After my debut in the sauna, singing hits like "Eye of the Tiger" and "Nights in White Satin", I was ready to hit the road. My girlfriend Scarlett Johannson (see pic) has been super supportive and says that I'm easily one of the greatest artists that the 21st century has seen thus far. I think I'm even better, but I'll let the public judge for themselves.